If Raul moves to Liverpool, there'll be 2 scenarios.

I cry & then grudgingly becomes a Liverpool fan.

I cry & then curse Real Madrid, put a hex on the manager & then grudgingly become a Liverpool fan.

Either ways, I'll have to become an Anfield fan. I do not like Liverpool at all. Other than Steven Gerard & Fernando Morientes, I don't like anything about Liverpool. In fact, I hate their outfit. I hate red. (That includes another EPL team that I cannot stand but that's another story altogether).

Why? Raul is supposed to stay at Real! Damn the manager to hell.