Thursday, December 15

This is a very polite letter to all the parts of my body parts.

"Dear blackheads, whiteheads, zits, clogged pores, big pores, scabs, cold sores, chapped lips, dark circles, cuticles, folliculitis, lesions, papules, cellulite, hairy skin, cracked heels, nicks, sand-paperish legs, tummy bulge, scabbed knees, fat calves, frizzy hair & what have you,


Thank you."

(& now I know how it feels when Peeves threw moudly peanuts at Myrtle yelling, 'Spotty! Spotty!' I feel pretty spotty myself. *flops about miserably* Peanuts, anyone?)

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