My Boyfriend Says The Darnest Things

Me: My mom's going to cook the emperor's chicken. (I don't know why I said 'the'.)
Daryl: Woah...sounds nice.
Daryl: Wait.
Me: You're gonna say something stupid.
Daryl: Then if your mother cooks the emperor's chicken, what will the emperor eat?
Me: Haha, I knew it.
Daryl: YOU MEAN HE IS NOT GOING TO HAVE A CHICKEN?!
Me: Don't be stupid lah.
Daryl: HOW CAN YOU TAKE AWAY THE EMPEROR'S CHICKEN?
Me: -_-
Daryl: Laugh!