My mom can be really funny if she wants to be.

So my crazy aunt was here when I got home, & I exclaimed in English (coz' she doesn't understand English), "I see that we've got an unwelcomed visitor, again."

& my mom replied, "Yah. She's like your period. No matter how much you hate it, it'll come once a month."

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(If you're wondering, my crazy aunt comes by once a month to get money from my dad.)