I'm fucking bored. Deal with it. I nicked this off Clara.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
Life is tres merde and double bum.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My wall. Haha...

3: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 12.35AM

4: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 12.45AM

5: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The faint whirring of the fan.

6: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I last stepped outside on Thursday. For school. Haha...

7: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Clara's blog.

8: What are you wearing?
Shorts & a tank.

9: When did you last laugh?
At my brother. He thought it was funny to sit on me & I took the spoon I was eating yoghurt with & jabbed his back & he leapt onto the floor howling. I'm bloody sadistic. Ok, so what? My mom laughed her ass off as well.

10: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A whiteboard thang, a mounted fan, a calendar, & ummm. 5 month old blue paint.

11: Seen anything weird lately?
Well yeah. My hair. It has developed a life of its own. What say you?

12: What is the last film you saw?
I think it's 'Passion of Christ'. *Sam flinches*

13: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
I'll buy an island. Develop it into my very own resort. Bwahaha! Nah, ok, I'll buy a mansion, a car(a nice cute little vintage), hire a chauffeur...blah blah.

14: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hide people in my closets. *takes a peek* Well, Mraz is inside, Raul is inside, newest addition Ben is inside...

15: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
That people have a conscience which is built in & they feel bad when they do bad things, even though they try not to.

16: George Bush: is slimy.

17: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Well, I settled on days of the week right? Be it a boy or girl, it's gonna be Sunday!

18: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Refer to above.

*curtseys with a flourish* That's all for today, folks!