Tiffy: My bag's so heavy. :(
Vidz: (out of kindness) You want to swap bags?
Tiffy: No!
Vidz: Whoa, fine! So defensive. You think what? I want to steal your architecture stuff ah? Steal your ruler is it?

Farna: Ok ok, I have a joke. How can you tell a normal chicken, a retarded chicken & a gay chicken apart?
-silence for ABOUT 2 seconds-
Farna: Ok, give up! I tell you.
Us: Wha? THAT WAS LIKE 2 SECONDS LAH!

-In Coffee Club Express eating their Muddy Mudpie & Apple Crumble-
Tiffy: -looks at table next to us- Eh, whoa, that smells nice! What is she eating?
Us: It does smell nice. -checks menu- Ok, let's order that to share. (Note: This was AFTER a heavy dinner & 2 desserts.)
(Whilst eating the pasta, Tiffy looks at table next to us again.)
Tiffy: EH, WHAT ARE THEY DRINKING?
Me: Stop looking at their food lah!
Tiffy: Ok ok.
(Waitress walks past with a dish)
Tiffy: EH, WHAT IS THAT?
Me: CANNOT EAT ALREADY LAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I <3 you guys muchie. We wear our new Havainas out together ok?