My Boyfriend Says the Darnest Things

Me: (hands Daryl the Essential Michael Jackson CD I bought for him) Nah, this is for you.
Daryl: What's this?
Me: You wanted it, right?
Daryl: !!! I want to listen to it NOW!!! (puts CD to ear)
Me: O.o
Daryl: Spoil. (hands the CD back to me)

...I know. I've got a crazy boyfriend.